have u ever

 ever sleep most of the night sleeping on your back propped up on a ramp of pillows, half wake up in the early morning and decide to turn on your side, only to fully awake some hours later, hanging precipitously over the cliff of ramped pillows almost face first? anyone? just me...

also i feel like this whole foot thing is a conspiracy between socks and runners. they have colluded.  their diabolical plan was to give me no choice but to put feet in foot prison. ie shoes and socks.  one day they will be free again!