those days when your hair is non-descript white fuzz? rock it. august 14 2014
so i really should do the dishes before the fruit flies pick my bones dry in my sleep. but then what would i write about? i just finished watching zootopia and i'm sad it's over. last night i watched epic so i may have the beginning of an insatiable addiction. archie was curled up in the space between my knee and the back of the couch. and all of a sudden he started meowing in his sleep. i mean first it was more of a whimper. and then an irritated muling and then an outright alert awake meow. he looked at me accusingly. it wasn't me buddy. lindsay moved into her own place today. i taught her how to write cheques. i also tossed a piece of onion at her stomach to use as a backboard into the garbage can. i could have just tossed it right in the can, but i prefer to be cheeky. that's what kind of mature manager i am. sometimes when one of the girls ask me something i just stare at them with my mouth agape and my eyes dead and blank. call it a defense mechanism.