once there was a girl who was old but still a girl. one day she decided to get up off of her bed, stop playing bubble shoot and go to the mall to look for a sun/maxi dress at old navy.  and so she did.  on the way to the mall the girl checked out her baked-potato-burnt-uvula in the rear view mirror and thought to herself about how  fun it was going to be to go on a cruise and not only that, but how fantastic a cruise would be with the right kind of cruise clothes.  soon the girl arrived at the mall.  i will look at vibram 5 finger shoes first! she inwardly exclaimed to herself. when the girl found out that 5 fingers were on sale she felt temptation but did not falter.  this did not, however, stop her from wasting the sales girl's time with five finger questions.

the girl then entered old navy and began to browse, keeping her eye out particularly for sun dresses/maxi dresses.  after collecting 3 or 4 appropriate numbers she retired to the fitting room to change.  a nice lady gave the girl a change room and it was the exact moment that the girl stepped into the change room that she saw it.  she saw what everyone the five finger sales girl, the mall patrons and other shoppers and had most certainly seen.  her fly was down and gaping open revealing a flash of brilliant white underneath.  perfect, thought the girl, just perfect.