cat poo. eww.

i tried to make sea foam candy today and failed miserably. twice. the recipe was deceptively simple. it should have been complicated. complication of some sort would have warned me. but the simplicity lured me into dangerous waters.

elicia just used her christmas scrub FOR THE FIRST TIME. this is a good opportunity for you all to look inside your own hearts and ask yourself "when was the last time i used my christmas scrub??"

i'm out of floss and it has been years since i was out of floss. conclude what you will.