a dullard--A person who evokes boredom

i bore myself. a conversation i had with fatima:

lawra says:
i'm bored with my life
i'm bored with myself
i bore me.

Fatima says:
you wouldn't be if you cleaned

lawra says:
you're wrongsie about that

Fatima says:
i doubt it

lawra says:
well i don't
it's not today. it's every day. i'm a bore

Fatima says:
that's b/c you are on vacation and you had a lot of time on your hands and no plans

lawra says:
i'm a boring person

Fatima says:
not really

lawra says:
i'm not interesting
i'm a dullard

Fatima says:
if you're boring then i must be boring too

lawra says:
no. you're facinating
and engaging

Fatima says:
lol yeah right

lawra says:
and interesting

Fatima says:
'facinating'
lol

lawra says:
you are!

Fatima says:
don't make me howl w/ laughter

lawra says:
it's true
but what do i know. i'm a dullard

Fatima says:
o hyeah, i am facinating i am home on a saturday night with a broken neck in my pjs doing nothing online
now that's a dullard

lawra says:
how did this become about you?
i was talking about how I'M a dullard

Fatima says:
it has always
lol
sorry, you are not a dullard

lawra says:
yes i am. i'm a dead yawn

Fatima says:
you are a deep inhalation of fresh air

lawra says:
i'm a heavy breather who doesn't realize it until someone asks "why are you breathing so heavy?"

Fatima says:
lol

and this brings up the question i've had on my mind for quite some time. why can't one hear one's own breathing?? i really do, never have any idea of what my breathing sounds like. unless i'm huffing and puffing or wheezing or something. but man!

anyways i'm going to go bore myself to tears (i'll literally yawn and tears will come to my eyes) in my room or something.