on christmas day in the moooornin'

merry christmas! (woodchuck)

bethany-preshus woke us up due to form at 5:30. "like clockwork" said speshul amay. we tried to deny her for a while but we both knew deep down in our worn out, desperate for darkness--for sleep, souls that the attempt was futile. someone had to play the part of the child on christmas morning, bubbling over with eagerness, and she plays it a little too well. so with burning eyes and weary limbs we opened our stockings. 'shul opened hers first. it was with shock and delight she pulled out the penguin ball and all the other sooprises that bethany-preshus filled her nylon with. that's right, this year we all used nylons or tights. i hope it isn't a trend. we need to get back to our roots. get back to socks. anyways i opened my nylon next. it was a creamy nylon so it had to be covered with a towel while i put my hand in both legs and pulled. 'shul had many a treatsie for me to discover nestled in the legs of the creamy stocking. every 'pull' was a sooprise and a delight. preshus 'pulled' last.

since today is sundee i did an unusual thing. i showered on christmas mornin. in yesteryear a christmas shower did not occur until late afternoon after a christmas napp-a-thon. christmas napp-a-thons are a christmas necessity due to the unwelcome antics of one bethaboobalewbagus.

we recently witnessed a christmas miracle. pk and kitty had a showdown on the stairs. pk acted her submissive part and kitty allowed it, if not with grace, then with a certain amount of crabby possesiveness. now she's eating her christmas morning num-nums.

now we're waiting for the tardy marrieds, namely sarah and kyle and jord and trace.

sigh.

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