mornin ma'am *tips hat*
sunday mornin time and karey and i are eating tania's bounty bar. how it happened: karey and i were discussing how tania repeats swears without a care in the world. last night we were watching the terminal with her and randy and there was a time when viktor k. was saying "cheats" it sounded like "s**ts" and that's the way that tania repeated it too. karey: does she think it's ok? me: well she obviously has no problem with it. pause. karey: i feel like eating her bounty bar. me: oh! ya give me some. karey: what if she asks for it later? me: we'll tell her "oh, we ate it." we both laugh.
yesterday was a special day it was the day we got ready for suuuuuuuuuunday! no just kidding. yesterday karey and i enjoyed a plate of chicken strips together sitting at our kitchen table double dipping in the sauces to our hearts' content. while double dipping, eating and finger licking, i decided that i'll never eat past full again (and i was successful at that point in time). i also decided to buy some weights. some weighty weights. an' so i did. yesterday while i unpacked my bags, karey and i discussed getting a house to rent together with the girls. it seems it's a thing we might do. linda is going to korea and i was the last one from which to gather consent from. i of course have some reservations and want a big communication centered meeting about it all. it would be nice to have my own room and my own space though. i enjoyed privacy while i was gone. but i would miss lying in bed at nights talking. katie and i used to do that when we were little. we'd tell each other stories until we fell asleep. and now karey and i discuss many a thing in the dark in our beds. moving... kinda scary, kinda exciting. yesterday karey and i dropped our film off at superstore then we went to fabric land. i was reluctant about the fabricland stop. "you're not going to browse?" "no! i'm just going to go in, get my thing, and come out!" "so i can wait in the car?" "yes! i'm not going to take a long time!" as i let her out at the door she says "i'll probably be out before you find a spot to park." but in the end she didn't come out until the windows were a solid wall of fog, i'd listened to a couple of didosongs and talked to sarah-lynn for ten to fifteen about how she inadvertantly stole my red bracelet and could she please send it to me esconsed in bubble wrap, and how in saltlakecity i saw rows upon rows of quicksilver goodiehoodies and why didn't i let her know because they had to take kyle's back, and so on and so forth. karey said she was very quick but the staff were super slow. luckily for her that's something i can believe, having ventured into many a fabric store with her on previous occasions. the one lady had to show her how to make these baskets before she helped her and despite an obvious lack of interest from karey, the other lady only helped her relatives, the lady on cash worked in slow-mo, and the people in front of her took their sweet time as well. i'm surprised there are not more cases of shopping rage at places like that. despite the fog, i'm glad i stayed in the car. then we went to walmart where i did NOT see fatima's kidcousin, but i DID buy some five pound weights and some black licorice ( i hate saying black licorice, because there is no other kind of licorice, but it's what the people know, so i stoop to the people's level) and it was at walmart where karey was urging me to buy snowshoes with my leftover trip money that i got the brilliant idea to spend it on a new computer desk! whadya think? i might so do. might so do.
randy hangs out with karey all the time now. after the birthday dinner and on the way to chandra's tania asked me "randy is karey's boyfriend?" "no!" i laugh. "she likes him?" "no, he's just a good friend of ours." "oh." she said, not sounding convinced. last night tania, who seems to want to be my new bestfriend, wanted to do something, so we were going to go out to eat. karey and randy were going to see phantom of the opera which i've already seen, with tania incidentally, but karey some how wiggled out of the one on one and attached onto our dinner outing. and so it was that we all went to kelsey's and ate cheese and spinach dip and cheddar bacon chicken burgers (randy,tania and i all chose the same burger). and so it was that randy referred to his napkin as moist and as he said it our eyes met and he had a sudden flashback to my dislike of the word moist and so the whole topic was revisited and i think that now he finally gets why moist is a gross way to desctribe people. yes randy, cake can be moist and there's nothing wrong with that, but people YUK. and with that, it's high time i was in the shower. beloved powerful water pressure shower, i've missed you so. water pressure has so much to do with quality of life. i wonder if they count that when calculating quality of life scenarios. if not their numbers could be way off...
yesterday was a special day it was the day we got ready for suuuuuuuuuunday! no just kidding. yesterday karey and i enjoyed a plate of chicken strips together sitting at our kitchen table double dipping in the sauces to our hearts' content. while double dipping, eating and finger licking, i decided that i'll never eat past full again (and i was successful at that point in time). i also decided to buy some weights. some weighty weights. an' so i did. yesterday while i unpacked my bags, karey and i discussed getting a house to rent together with the girls. it seems it's a thing we might do. linda is going to korea and i was the last one from which to gather consent from. i of course have some reservations and want a big communication centered meeting about it all. it would be nice to have my own room and my own space though. i enjoyed privacy while i was gone. but i would miss lying in bed at nights talking. katie and i used to do that when we were little. we'd tell each other stories until we fell asleep. and now karey and i discuss many a thing in the dark in our beds. moving... kinda scary, kinda exciting. yesterday karey and i dropped our film off at superstore then we went to fabric land. i was reluctant about the fabricland stop. "you're not going to browse?" "no! i'm just going to go in, get my thing, and come out!" "so i can wait in the car?" "yes! i'm not going to take a long time!" as i let her out at the door she says "i'll probably be out before you find a spot to park." but in the end she didn't come out until the windows were a solid wall of fog, i'd listened to a couple of didosongs and talked to sarah-lynn for ten to fifteen about how she inadvertantly stole my red bracelet and could she please send it to me esconsed in bubble wrap, and how in saltlakecity i saw rows upon rows of quicksilver goodiehoodies and why didn't i let her know because they had to take kyle's back, and so on and so forth. karey said she was very quick but the staff were super slow. luckily for her that's something i can believe, having ventured into many a fabric store with her on previous occasions. the one lady had to show her how to make these baskets before she helped her and despite an obvious lack of interest from karey, the other lady only helped her relatives, the lady on cash worked in slow-mo, and the people in front of her took their sweet time as well. i'm surprised there are not more cases of shopping rage at places like that. despite the fog, i'm glad i stayed in the car. then we went to walmart where i did NOT see fatima's kidcousin, but i DID buy some five pound weights and some black licorice ( i hate saying black licorice, because there is no other kind of licorice, but it's what the people know, so i stoop to the people's level) and it was at walmart where karey was urging me to buy snowshoes with my leftover trip money that i got the brilliant idea to spend it on a new computer desk! whadya think? i might so do. might so do.
randy hangs out with karey all the time now. after the birthday dinner and on the way to chandra's tania asked me "randy is karey's boyfriend?" "no!" i laugh. "she likes him?" "no, he's just a good friend of ours." "oh." she said, not sounding convinced. last night tania, who seems to want to be my new bestfriend, wanted to do something, so we were going to go out to eat. karey and randy were going to see phantom of the opera which i've already seen, with tania incidentally, but karey some how wiggled out of the one on one and attached onto our dinner outing. and so it was that we all went to kelsey's and ate cheese and spinach dip and cheddar bacon chicken burgers (randy,tania and i all chose the same burger). and so it was that randy referred to his napkin as moist and as he said it our eyes met and he had a sudden flashback to my dislike of the word moist and so the whole topic was revisited and i think that now he finally gets why moist is a gross way to desctribe people. yes randy, cake can be moist and there's nothing wrong with that, but people YUK. and with that, it's high time i was in the shower. beloved powerful water pressure shower, i've missed you so. water pressure has so much to do with quality of life. i wonder if they count that when calculating quality of life scenarios. if not their numbers could be way off...
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