saturday:
saturday was old times. it was laura fatima and bitu at shabusen. it was gorged tummies. it was ganging up on bitty-bums and having a wonderful time doing it. basically it was a highlight of our wit. as per usual, i had three glasses of water to myself, all lined up in a row, (and they were filled often much to my satisfaction) and as per usual fatima had a coke she barely drank. gross story that's really true and in a way remarkable: then we waddled over to virgin records, and while downstairs, i felt the urgent need to use the washroom. well this had happened to me before at this location so i knew where to go. on entering the washroom, i smelled a foul stench. "good" i thought, "all the better to camouflage what i'm gonna do." it was a two stall bathroom and both were full. finally the one girl who had to flush twice (classic sign of clogging due to diarhea, by the way) came out and i went in. as i unzippered and sat down, i heard the lady in the other stall let out some loud noises also reminicent of a case of the runs. she came out, another girl came in, and to my amazement SAME DEAL. four diarhea cases all in a row! it was nuts and it smelled real bad. the sheer unlikelihood of this incident forces me to share it. after virgin we said goodbye to bitu and went to esscence and the 20% off sale. the sales girls were in rare bee-buzzmanship. we got approached at least five times. i am always annoyed by this type of bothersomeness so i was less pleasant than fatima. for example i had a basket full of stuff and i was crossing the store when one girl says to me "so you have your basket and you're not sure where to go next?". "uhh no, i know where i'm going..." "well if you haven't seen our coconut line, check it out, it's new and we just put it out.... blah blah" "i've seen it", i interrupt while turning away from her and towards my destination. "it's like candy!" she coos after me. "leave me alone!" i grumble in my head. not two seconds later i hear her cooing to fatima a few feet away all about oils, enthusiastic that here was a customer who actually blended herself and tried a little "alchemy". fatima just nodded and was patient, but i was irritated on her behalf. anyways i got some good stuff and saved thirty dollars, so i was pleased in spite of the clingy beehive mentality.
i got home just in time to leave for dinner at heatherlindaandsarita's. nikki and chandra were there too. we had burritos and watched 50 first dates. and i told them all the diarhea story, (not because i was eager to, but because karey told me to tell them in front of them all and of course they all perked up with interest) which they enjoyed, except perhaps chandra. it brought up many a story and a discussion.
saturday was old times. it was laura fatima and bitu at shabusen. it was gorged tummies. it was ganging up on bitty-bums and having a wonderful time doing it. basically it was a highlight of our wit. as per usual, i had three glasses of water to myself, all lined up in a row, (and they were filled often much to my satisfaction) and as per usual fatima had a coke she barely drank. gross story that's really true and in a way remarkable: then we waddled over to virgin records, and while downstairs, i felt the urgent need to use the washroom. well this had happened to me before at this location so i knew where to go. on entering the washroom, i smelled a foul stench. "good" i thought, "all the better to camouflage what i'm gonna do." it was a two stall bathroom and both were full. finally the one girl who had to flush twice (classic sign of clogging due to diarhea, by the way) came out and i went in. as i unzippered and sat down, i heard the lady in the other stall let out some loud noises also reminicent of a case of the runs. she came out, another girl came in, and to my amazement SAME DEAL. four diarhea cases all in a row! it was nuts and it smelled real bad. the sheer unlikelihood of this incident forces me to share it. after virgin we said goodbye to bitu and went to esscence and the 20% off sale. the sales girls were in rare bee-buzzmanship. we got approached at least five times. i am always annoyed by this type of bothersomeness so i was less pleasant than fatima. for example i had a basket full of stuff and i was crossing the store when one girl says to me "so you have your basket and you're not sure where to go next?". "uhh no, i know where i'm going..." "well if you haven't seen our coconut line, check it out, it's new and we just put it out.... blah blah" "i've seen it", i interrupt while turning away from her and towards my destination. "it's like candy!" she coos after me. "leave me alone!" i grumble in my head. not two seconds later i hear her cooing to fatima a few feet away all about oils, enthusiastic that here was a customer who actually blended herself and tried a little "alchemy". fatima just nodded and was patient, but i was irritated on her behalf. anyways i got some good stuff and saved thirty dollars, so i was pleased in spite of the clingy beehive mentality.
i got home just in time to leave for dinner at heatherlindaandsarita's. nikki and chandra were there too. we had burritos and watched 50 first dates. and i told them all the diarhea story, (not because i was eager to, but because karey told me to tell them in front of them all and of course they all perked up with interest) which they enjoyed, except perhaps chandra. it brought up many a story and a discussion.
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