lopsided

what happened to me: after our lunch rush and during our clean up i paused a moment to talk to lisa. during that time something felt off in my shirt, as in not quite right. so i reached in and pulled out a pink strap. one shouldn't be able to do this if everything is 'squared away' (as auntie sheila always says) in the underclothes department. well this caused us to laugh quite a bit. it just simply tore off the back and i hadn't noticed until that moment. who knows how long i had been going around lopsided, supported on one side but not the other. after some silly suggestions such as wrap the strap around your neck, or hold it up above your head, i went in search of a safety pin and more females to relate my story to. now i'm all pinned up and secure again, and all's well that ends well, if it were not for the fact that now i am in need of a new bra and i detest bra shopping. well ok, but i don't like it that much and i don't like spending on bra needs during christmas shopping season. un-necessary, un-wanted and un-fun. so maybe i'll see how long the pin can hold. that'll do pig, that'll do.